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GRE Student Vs Normal Person
GRE Student vs Normal PersonA NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.*******************************************************NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little starGRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.*******************************************************NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.*******************************************************NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosersGRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.*******************************************************NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no talesGRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.*******************************************************NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luckGRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.*******************************************************NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no mossGRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.*******************************************************NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock togetherGRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.*******************************************************NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deepGRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.*******************************************************NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godlinessGRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.*******************************************************NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milkGRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.**********